I went to iHop and bought myself some pancakes.
But they were out maple syrup.
I was pissed like shit, I left that table with a 2-buck tip.
I set a house on fire.
And I watched the wood burn down in flames.
The man thought it was an accident, I stole his money now he can’t pay his rent.
And I just stood there laughing.
Yeah I stood there and did nothing.
There are more rapists than speeders.
And there are more murderers than drug-dealers.
So maybe when I die, I hope you all will see,
That I’m the only asshole in this world and you’re all better than me.
